| THE UNDERWEAR PIMP |
| THE UNDERWEAR PIMP - COPYRIGHT© 2006-2016 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. UNAUTHORIZED REPRODUCTION OR DISTRIBUTION OF ANY COMPONENT OF THIS SITE, IN WHOLE OR PART, IS A VIOLATION OF APPLICABLE FEDERAL COPYRIGHT LAWS AND INTERNATIONAL COPYRIGHT TREATIES. |
Where are you located?
I live in just north of Pittsburgh, PA
Where did you attend school?
I am a graduate of Carnegie Mellon University, with an MBA (focus on Analytical Marketing Strategy).
Do you ever travel?
Not as much as I'd like to! But if you are asking if I make personal visits... see below!
How long have you been in business?
Since March of 2004.
Do you hookup ever?
Absolutely NOT!
Do you accept PayPal?
YES & NO! Unfortunately, the capitalist bastards at PayPal refuse to do business with anyone adult oriented. My account was suspended, thus
making me get my own merchant account. Paypal isn't as secure as they claim to be anyway! I would much rather deal with a reputable
company with a strong history in the merchant business. That's why I chose Authorize.net. If and only if you have no other alternative, Paypal is
an option of last resort. If that option is chosen, you will receive an email to verify information prior to purchase to avoid fraudulent purchases.
Are your credit card payments secured?
YES! I have a business merchant account through Authorize.net.
How well endowed are you?
9.5 x 6 =)
What are your stats?
6'3" - 180 - 32-34" waist
Why did you start the site?
Read my BIO in the "About The Pimp" section.
Are the items new or used?
All the merchandise is used by me, from my own wardrobe. Some which have been acquired by former hookups, or stolen from the gym!
It says that items purchased can be customized... What exactly does that mean?
All items can be customized just for you... cum, piss, scat, sweat... it is all up to you!
Does it cost extra to have the items I purchase customized?
Yes! The cost listed under each item is for the cleaned item itself. Customization such as cum, piss, scat, or having the item worn for a number
of days is extra. The prices for these customizations are listed under the "Make A Purchase" page.
What do you do in your spare-time?
Since I have completed college, I don't really have much free time. I devote at least half of my day to promoting and maintaining the website.
Aside from that, I spend on average 2-3 hours a day working out and keeping fit.
What is included with the adult membership?
Please refer to the membership section for more details.
Why don't you pose in your underwear photos?
This is the most common question I get asked. The main reason for the lack of public underwear photos is due to the fact that there are so
many pervie guys on the net, that would look at my photos, jack off to them, and never purchase anything. Why buy the cow when you can get
the milk for free? ;-) I started out showing all these photos, and my bandwidth would get sucked up in a week, with nothing to show for it. If
you enjoy photos of this nature, I suggest signing up for a membership. Membership can be purchased by itself, or at a discounted rate with the
purchase of merchandise.
My question isn't answered here, what should I do?
Please use the question form below to submit your question. Please keep them on topic. Sexual questions will not be responded to, and will be
deleted.
I live in just north of Pittsburgh, PA
Where did you attend school?
I am a graduate of Carnegie Mellon University, with an MBA (focus on Analytical Marketing Strategy).
Do you ever travel?
Not as much as I'd like to! But if you are asking if I make personal visits... see below!
How long have you been in business?
Since March of 2004.
Do you hookup ever?
Absolutely NOT!
Do you accept PayPal?
YES & NO! Unfortunately, the capitalist bastards at PayPal refuse to do business with anyone adult oriented. My account was suspended, thus
making me get my own merchant account. Paypal isn't as secure as they claim to be anyway! I would much rather deal with a reputable
company with a strong history in the merchant business. That's why I chose Authorize.net. If and only if you have no other alternative, Paypal is
an option of last resort. If that option is chosen, you will receive an email to verify information prior to purchase to avoid fraudulent purchases.
Are your credit card payments secured?
YES! I have a business merchant account through Authorize.net.
How well endowed are you?
9.5 x 6 =)
What are your stats?
6'3" - 180 - 32-34" waist
Why did you start the site?
Read my BIO in the "About The Pimp" section.
Are the items new or used?
All the merchandise is used by me, from my own wardrobe. Some which have been acquired by former hookups, or stolen from the gym!
It says that items purchased can be customized... What exactly does that mean?
All items can be customized just for you... cum, piss, scat, sweat... it is all up to you!
Does it cost extra to have the items I purchase customized?
Yes! The cost listed under each item is for the cleaned item itself. Customization such as cum, piss, scat, or having the item worn for a number
of days is extra. The prices for these customizations are listed under the "Make A Purchase" page.
What do you do in your spare-time?
Since I have completed college, I don't really have much free time. I devote at least half of my day to promoting and maintaining the website.
Aside from that, I spend on average 2-3 hours a day working out and keeping fit.
What is included with the adult membership?
Please refer to the membership section for more details.
Why don't you pose in your underwear photos?
This is the most common question I get asked. The main reason for the lack of public underwear photos is due to the fact that there are so
many pervie guys on the net, that would look at my photos, jack off to them, and never purchase anything. Why buy the cow when you can get
the milk for free? ;-) I started out showing all these photos, and my bandwidth would get sucked up in a week, with nothing to show for it. If
you enjoy photos of this nature, I suggest signing up for a membership. Membership can be purchased by itself, or at a discounted rate with the
purchase of merchandise.
My question isn't answered here, what should I do?
Please use the question form below to submit your question. Please keep them on topic. Sexual questions will not be responded to, and will be
deleted.
to read? Then fill out this form and click on the Submit. All messages are read and responded to as appropriate. |
