Where are you located?
I live in just north of Pittsburgh, PA
Where did you attend school?
I am a graduate of Carnegie Mellon University, with an MBA (focus on Analytical Marketing Strategy).
Do you ever travel?
Not as much as I'd like to! But if you are asking if I make person visits... see below!
How long have you been in business?
Since March of 2004.
Do you hookup ever?
Absolutely NOT! I am "married" to the greatest guy in the world. I would never do anything to jeopardize the union that we share together.
Do you accept PayPal?
NO! Unfortunately, the capitalist bastards at PayPal refuse to do business with anyone adult oriented. My account was suspended, thus
making me get my own merchant account. Paypal isn't as secure as they claim to be anywho! I would much rather deal with a reputable
company with a strong history in the merchant business. That's why I chose Authorize.Net.
Are your credit card payments secured?
YES! I have a business merchant account through Authorize.Net.
How well endowed are you?
9.5 x 6 =)
What are your stats?
6'3" - 180 - 32-34" waist
Why did you start the site?
Read my BIO in the "About The Pimp" section.
Are the items new or used?
All the merchandise is used by me, from my own wardrobe. Some of which have been acquired by former hookups, or stolen from the
gym!
It says that items purchased can be customized... What exactly does that mean?
All items can be customized just for you... cum, piss, scat, sweat... it is all up to you!
Does it cost extra to have the items I purchase customized?
Yes! The cost listed under each item is for the cleaned item itself. Customization such as cum, piss, scat, or having the item worn for a
number of days is extra. The prices for these customizations are listed under the "Make A Purchase" page.
Alot of the items listed on the site say "Designer"... What exactly does that mean?
The items that are listed as "Designer" are just that. They are designer items which are just as good quality as the rest on the site, but don't
necessarily have a brand name that is well known, such as Tommy Hilfiger, Calvin Klein, and 2(x)ist.
What do you do in your spare-time?
Since I have completed college, I don't really have much free time. I devote at least half of my day to promoting and maintaining the website.
Aside from that, I spend on average 2-3 hours a day working out and keeping fit. The rest of my day is spent with my sexy hubby. :)
What is included with the adult membership?
Please refer to the membership section for more details.
Why don't you pose in your underwear photos?
This is the most common question I get asked. The main reason for the lack of public underwear photos is due to the fact that there are so
many pervie guys on the net, that would look at my photos, jack off to them, and never purchase anything. Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free? ;-) I started out showing all these photos, and my bandwidth would get sucked up in a week, with nothing to
show for it. If you enjoy photos of this nature, I suggest signing up for a membership. Membership can be purchased by itself, or at a
discounted rate with the purchase of merchandise.
My question isn't answered here, what should I do?
Please use the question form on the previous page to submit your question. Please keep them on topic. Sexual questions will not be
responded to, and will be deleted.
I live in just north of Pittsburgh, PA
Where did you attend school?
I am a graduate of Carnegie Mellon University, with an MBA (focus on Analytical Marketing Strategy).
Do you ever travel?
Not as much as I'd like to! But if you are asking if I make person visits... see below!
How long have you been in business?
Since March of 2004.
Do you hookup ever?
Absolutely NOT! I am "married" to the greatest guy in the world. I would never do anything to jeopardize the union that we share together.
Do you accept PayPal?
NO! Unfortunately, the capitalist bastards at PayPal refuse to do business with anyone adult oriented. My account was suspended, thus
making me get my own merchant account. Paypal isn't as secure as they claim to be anywho! I would much rather deal with a reputable
company with a strong history in the merchant business. That's why I chose Authorize.Net.
Are your credit card payments secured?
YES! I have a business merchant account through Authorize.Net.
How well endowed are you?
9.5 x 6 =)
What are your stats?
6'3" - 180 - 32-34" waist
Why did you start the site?
Read my BIO in the "About The Pimp" section.
Are the items new or used?
All the merchandise is used by me, from my own wardrobe. Some of which have been acquired by former hookups, or stolen from the
gym!
It says that items purchased can be customized... What exactly does that mean?
All items can be customized just for you... cum, piss, scat, sweat... it is all up to you!
Does it cost extra to have the items I purchase customized?
Yes! The cost listed under each item is for the cleaned item itself. Customization such as cum, piss, scat, or having the item worn for a
number of days is extra. The prices for these customizations are listed under the "Make A Purchase" page.
Alot of the items listed on the site say "Designer"... What exactly does that mean?
The items that are listed as "Designer" are just that. They are designer items which are just as good quality as the rest on the site, but don't
necessarily have a brand name that is well known, such as Tommy Hilfiger, Calvin Klein, and 2(x)ist.
What do you do in your spare-time?
Since I have completed college, I don't really have much free time. I devote at least half of my day to promoting and maintaining the website.
Aside from that, I spend on average 2-3 hours a day working out and keeping fit. The rest of my day is spent with my sexy hubby. :)
What is included with the adult membership?
Please refer to the membership section for more details.
Why don't you pose in your underwear photos?
This is the most common question I get asked. The main reason for the lack of public underwear photos is due to the fact that there are so
many pervie guys on the net, that would look at my photos, jack off to them, and never purchase anything. Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free? ;-) I started out showing all these photos, and my bandwidth would get sucked up in a week, with nothing to
show for it. If you enjoy photos of this nature, I suggest signing up for a membership. Membership can be purchased by itself, or at a
discounted rate with the purchase of merchandise.
My question isn't answered here, what should I do?
Please use the question form on the previous page to submit your question. Please keep them on topic. Sexual questions will not be
responded to, and will be deleted.
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