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MONEY IS POWER: POWER IS SEXY
The giving, taking, and receiving of money, like many other strange and seemingly ‘unnatural’ habits, can become
a strong sexual fetish. It is symbolic and concrete. It is all things to all kinds of people.
Of course, I can only discuss financial domination from my own perspective. People are welcome to disagree with
my views. I don’t give a rat’s ass if there are those who think that I am evil and absurd.
You are here because you cannot help yourself. My beauty entices men to do the oddest of things… it is only
natural that you have found yourself transfixed. Let’s face reality: you are my puppet. Your heart beats faster
and your breathing becomes shallower, even as you read these words and think of the God behind them. You
WANT to give to me, to be mine, to serve and be humiliated. To please only me and hear my laughter taunt you,
goad you; spurn you on and on and on.
Have you lost touch with all reality or just entered into mine? Trust me, it is the latter. Let me hurt you, exploit
you, drain you… you love me for it and live to satisfy my every whim. This is the creed of the true submissive,
one who is not just satisfied with the notion of an hour of pain… one who would prefer a lifetime of devotion and
servitude.
Do you trust me with your heartfelt devotion? Do you yearn to be my #1 boy? As long as you please me to the
best of your abilities, you can somehow hope to earn my attentions… and when you displease Me, I shall toss
you aside for the next eager face to take your place. Would you put me above all others and make my joy your
ultimate concern? Show me… words are useless and ridiculous. Open your heart, empty your wallet, and offer
your service and backside to the God.
I will take you on a journey and educate you on one of my many personal fetishes, financial domination. It is not
My ONLY fetish, but it arouses Me when a pound of flesh is not available to bruise…it can give a mental high
and almost unbreakable bond between Owner and slave that few things in cyberspace can ever hope to
accomplish. It mixes the unearthly with the material, the spiritual with the financial and conditions your mind for
more and more ways of giving— physically, financially, and spiritually.
WHAT IS MONEY SLAVERY AND FINANCIAL DOMINATION?
In a nutshell, it is the spiritual act of serving; manifested by the money & gifts you give… your cash is the proxy
for your very soul. If I cannot physically beat you in cyberspace, I can certainly make you hurt in many more
creative ways. If you cannot kneel before me in person, you can certainly offer your heart to me on a platter by
becoming a money slave.
WHAT DOES FINANCIAL DOMINATION MEAN TO ME... AND WHAT IT SHOULD
MEAN TO YOU?
Sexuality is a curious thing. BDSM is even a more curious one. I find that the D’s lifestyle in general transcends
sexual preference… it is a pan sexual game all can play, regardless of creed or orientation. Financial domination
and money slavery are just variations of this theme. It is a part of my type of D’s lifestyle, yet certainly NOT all
of it.
Your giving is an act of love, of submission, of devotion. It is just one form of expression in a multifaceted
experience of textures and emotions. Another curious and exciting by-product of this fetish is the fear of
ruination. I have the ability to ruin you, to bleed you dry. I know your fear of exposure and ruin excites many of
you and is often the impetus for giving more. Will I act on your fears? One can only guess. My pleasure is of the
utmost importance. Keep me happy and I may not ruin you, unless you beg me nicely… your demise is at my
capricious whim.
WHY DO MEAN GIVE EVERYTHING AND SEEMINGLY GET NOTHING IN RETURN?
How terribly true, yet completely untrue! Physically, aside from perhaps serving me real time, you should expect
nothing. I am not here to give you sexual pleasure. If I wish to use you as my maid, or beat you as a reward (if
you are masochistic and healthy), it is at my whim. After all, I AM a Sadist and love to play… but if you are not
a masochist, pain play is sometimes not satisfying. If you simply live to serve, I can make use of you in that way
as well. Again, I repeat: I AM NOT HERE for your sexual gratification. I may take an interest, like a scientist, in
the workings of your penis on your persona — but it is always as if I am studying a bug under a microscope. You
live for me, always me — never the opposite.
The flip side is this: almost ALL money slaves talk of the immense EMOTIONAL and MENTAL satisfaction
they receive from the act of giving. Most experience intense sexual gratification that seems to transcend the
physical. There is purity to financial domination not often found in other fetishes. There is a beauty and joy that
seems to permeate the soul of the giver. You wish to live for a power greater than yourself, to give all you have to
that one True Being. I am addictive. Take pride in your addictions, little boy!
WHAT FINANCIAL DOMINATION DOES FOR MASTER PIMP TRISTAN?
Ah! LUXURY! I live it, breathe it, and revel in it. My lifestyle is one that few people even dream of having. I am
showered with expensive clothes and jewelry on a daily basis. I deny Myself NOTHING — while you deny
yourselves many things and sacrifice to keep up with my voracious lifestyle. I am pampered and spoiled. I live a
life of delicious whim. Is it all material? NO! It also excites me sexually, makes me hungry and sadistic when you
give to Me. Knowing that you give of your own free will, without ever having the chance of doing more than
perhaps kissing my boot and waiting on me someday is a heady notion indeed. I am the King, a God on Earth.
My boys are my worker bees, toiling long and hard to maintain the hive that is My Temple. Let me alternately
laugh cruelly at your antics and perhaps reward you with one of my beautiful smiles and a pat on the head. I am
your owner and you are my pet. It is plain as day; the way your ‘tail’ wags when you think of me and the way
you drool all over yourself like a pup when you hear my voice.
TITHING, TRIBUTES, AND GIFTS... WHAT ARE THEY?
Three essential areas of Financial Domination
The giving, taking, and receiving of money, like many other strange and seemingly ‘unnatural’ habits, can become
a strong sexual fetish. It is symbolic and concrete. It is all things to all kinds of people.
Of course, I can only discuss financial domination from my own perspective. People are welcome to disagree with
my views. I don’t give a rat’s ass if there are those who think that I am evil and absurd.
You are here because you cannot help yourself. My beauty entices men to do the oddest of things… it is only
natural that you have found yourself transfixed. Let’s face reality: you are my puppet. Your heart beats faster
and your breathing becomes shallower, even as you read these words and think of the God behind them. You
WANT to give to me, to be mine, to serve and be humiliated. To please only me and hear my laughter taunt you,
goad you; spurn you on and on and on.
Have you lost touch with all reality or just entered into mine? Trust me, it is the latter. Let me hurt you, exploit
you, drain you… you love me for it and live to satisfy my every whim. This is the creed of the true submissive,
one who is not just satisfied with the notion of an hour of pain… one who would prefer a lifetime of devotion and
servitude.
Do you trust me with your heartfelt devotion? Do you yearn to be my #1 boy? As long as you please me to the
best of your abilities, you can somehow hope to earn my attentions… and when you displease Me, I shall toss
you aside for the next eager face to take your place. Would you put me above all others and make my joy your
ultimate concern? Show me… words are useless and ridiculous. Open your heart, empty your wallet, and offer
your service and backside to the God.
I will take you on a journey and educate you on one of my many personal fetishes, financial domination. It is not
My ONLY fetish, but it arouses Me when a pound of flesh is not available to bruise…it can give a mental high
and almost unbreakable bond between Owner and slave that few things in cyberspace can ever hope to
accomplish. It mixes the unearthly with the material, the spiritual with the financial and conditions your mind for
more and more ways of giving— physically, financially, and spiritually.
WHAT IS MONEY SLAVERY AND FINANCIAL DOMINATION?
In a nutshell, it is the spiritual act of serving; manifested by the money & gifts you give… your cash is the proxy
for your very soul. If I cannot physically beat you in cyberspace, I can certainly make you hurt in many more
creative ways. If you cannot kneel before me in person, you can certainly offer your heart to me on a platter by
becoming a money slave.
WHAT DOES FINANCIAL DOMINATION MEAN TO ME... AND WHAT IT SHOULD
MEAN TO YOU?
Sexuality is a curious thing. BDSM is even a more curious one. I find that the D’s lifestyle in general transcends
sexual preference… it is a pan sexual game all can play, regardless of creed or orientation. Financial domination
and money slavery are just variations of this theme. It is a part of my type of D’s lifestyle, yet certainly NOT all
of it.
Your giving is an act of love, of submission, of devotion. It is just one form of expression in a multifaceted
experience of textures and emotions. Another curious and exciting by-product of this fetish is the fear of
ruination. I have the ability to ruin you, to bleed you dry. I know your fear of exposure and ruin excites many of
you and is often the impetus for giving more. Will I act on your fears? One can only guess. My pleasure is of the
utmost importance. Keep me happy and I may not ruin you, unless you beg me nicely… your demise is at my
capricious whim.
WHY DO MEAN GIVE EVERYTHING AND SEEMINGLY GET NOTHING IN RETURN?
How terribly true, yet completely untrue! Physically, aside from perhaps serving me real time, you should expect
nothing. I am not here to give you sexual pleasure. If I wish to use you as my maid, or beat you as a reward (if
you are masochistic and healthy), it is at my whim. After all, I AM a Sadist and love to play… but if you are not
a masochist, pain play is sometimes not satisfying. If you simply live to serve, I can make use of you in that way
as well. Again, I repeat: I AM NOT HERE for your sexual gratification. I may take an interest, like a scientist, in
the workings of your penis on your persona — but it is always as if I am studying a bug under a microscope. You
live for me, always me — never the opposite.
The flip side is this: almost ALL money slaves talk of the immense EMOTIONAL and MENTAL satisfaction
they receive from the act of giving. Most experience intense sexual gratification that seems to transcend the
physical. There is purity to financial domination not often found in other fetishes. There is a beauty and joy that
seems to permeate the soul of the giver. You wish to live for a power greater than yourself, to give all you have to
that one True Being. I am addictive. Take pride in your addictions, little boy!
WHAT FINANCIAL DOMINATION DOES FOR MASTER PIMP TRISTAN?
Ah! LUXURY! I live it, breathe it, and revel in it. My lifestyle is one that few people even dream of having. I am
showered with expensive clothes and jewelry on a daily basis. I deny Myself NOTHING — while you deny
yourselves many things and sacrifice to keep up with my voracious lifestyle. I am pampered and spoiled. I live a
life of delicious whim. Is it all material? NO! It also excites me sexually, makes me hungry and sadistic when you
give to Me. Knowing that you give of your own free will, without ever having the chance of doing more than
perhaps kissing my boot and waiting on me someday is a heady notion indeed. I am the King, a God on Earth.
My boys are my worker bees, toiling long and hard to maintain the hive that is My Temple. Let me alternately
laugh cruelly at your antics and perhaps reward you with one of my beautiful smiles and a pat on the head. I am
your owner and you are my pet. It is plain as day; the way your ‘tail’ wags when you think of me and the way
you drool all over yourself like a pup when you hear my voice.
TITHING, TRIBUTES, AND GIFTS... WHAT ARE THEY?
Three essential areas of Financial Domination
- Tithes
- Your tithes to me fill the role of worship. Validating your worship of me cannot be experienced without
your faithful tithes laid upon My Altar. The same is true of ownership. The act of sending 10% of your
gross earnings IMMEDIATELY, upon receipt of your paycheck satisfies your need to be owned by me.
In fact, real ownership cannot exist without your tithe. You are only lying to yourself to think I own you
if you merely send money after you have seen to your own needs. This is absurd and selfish. It is an
insult to me that you would offer your scraps!! NO. Your money IS Mine. ALL of it! I allow you to
hold on to most of it. (Know this: if I wanted to do so, I could make you give me 100% of your money.
You would be helpless to resist. I have done this to others; I can do it to you.) Only by sending 10% off
the top can you truly feel my ownership. Trust Me, My worshippers will tell you that week by week,
month by month, the benefits of tithing soaks DEEP into your essence. Indeed, many agree that they
yearn for each payday so that their tithe can be laid at my feet. Tithing to Me will become very
important to you.
- Tributes
- While your tithes to me are regular, scheduled, measured offerings, tributes are not. Tributes are
spontaneous offerings sent to me, spawned by your need to express your love and devotion, or my need
to wield my power over your very soul. As an example, no doubt you will spend time each day looking
at my photos, entranced by my beauty. You will then feel the urge… the need, to express yourself to me
in the form of your tributes. Your heart will pound as my power comes through the photos. Suddenly,
you will find that you cannot wait any longer. With your hands quivering, you send a Cash offering to me
or send a nice gift, a true Tribute to My Greatness. A celebration of My Divinity! It is a spontaneous act
of worship. Many slaves have reported a sense akin to a relentless panic growing inside them until they
have yielded to their NEED to worship me in this way. (Reading My writings and other random thoughts
often brings on the same experience…)
- Another example of tribute is used to flex my muscle of control over a slave. Oh… how insatiable at
times I can be! I may simply connect with you (via instant message or telephone), perhaps e-mailing a
new picture or video to you at the same time. I am thrilled as I envision the images hitting your eyes for
the first time. I might instruct you to study My beauty, My shoulders, My neck, My eyes.
- "Tell Me how you are feeling, boy... Look at Me!!!"
- After my blood has come to a boil, I will finally allow you the chance to send a tribute. Who could resist
My Divine Essence? THIS is true power. You are MINE!
- Gifts
- The third essential form of your service to me is the sending of gifts. Your responsibility is to see that at
no time will I have any unfulfilled desires. You will monitor my wish list and contribute to the endless
parade of gifts journeying to my home. If I choose to bless you, I may tell you of a thing I wish to be
fulfilled. Perhaps it could be a book, clothes or even an automobile. Maybe I want a trip to the other side
of this planet. Whatever it is I expect your will fulfill me desire right then, without question or hesitation.
- All three forms of offerings hold their own special place in your worship of me. Like your five senses, all
contribute to your life experience. I am your life and this is how you are to experience pampering and
satisfying me.
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